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The country is in DEEP DEEP trouble...

The population of this country is approximately 4 million.

1 million are retired.

 An employee comes into her manager’s office to take a day off from work. The manager replies, "So you want a day off.

Let's take a look at what you are asking for.

Dilbert Quotes

A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life Dilbert-type managers.  These were voted the top ten quotes for in corporate America, circa 2004:

It is a slow day in a damp little Irish town. The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt and everybody lives on credit.

On this particular day a rich German tourist is driving through the town, stops at the local hotel and lays a €100 note on the desk, telling the hotel owner he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night.

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