two-thumbs-upBelow is a tongue-in-cheek explanation for words used in your annual review by your boss.

  • OUTGOING PERSONALITY - Always going out of the office
  • GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS - Able to bullshit
  • GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS - Spends lots of time on phone
  • WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY - Too ugly to get a date
  • ACTIVE SOCIALLY - Drinks a lot
  • INDEPENDENT WORKER - Nobody knows what he/she does
  • QUICK THINKING - Offers plausible excuses
  • CAREFULTHINKER - Won't make a decision
  • USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS - Gets someone else to do it
  • EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL - Speaks English
  • METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL -Anal picker
  • HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES - has a louder voice
  • EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT-Lucky
  • KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR - Knows a 101 of dirty jokes
  • CAREER MINDED - Back Stabber
  • LOYAL - Can't get a job anywhere else
  • PLANS FOR PROMOTION/ADVANCEMENT - Buys drinks for all the boys
  • 0F GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANISATION - Gets to work on time
  • RELAXED ATTITUDE - Sleeps at desk

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