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What those words on yearly performance reviews REALLY mean

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two-thumbs-uptwo-thumbs-upBelow is a tongue-in-cheek explanation for words used in your annual review by your boss.

  • OUTGOING PERSONALITY - Always going out of the office
  • GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS - Able to bullshit
  • GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS - Spends lots of time on phone
  • WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY - Too ugly to get a date
  • ACTIVE SOCIALLY - Drinks a lot
  • INDEPENDENT WORKER - Nobody knows what he/she does
  • QUICK THINKING - Offers plausible excuses
  • CAREFULTHINKER - Won't make a decision
  • USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS - Gets someone else to do it
  • EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL - Speaks English
  • METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL -Anal picker
  • HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES - has a louder voice
  • EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT-Lucky
  • KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR - Knows a 101 of dirty jokes
  • CAREER MINDED - Back Stabber
  • LOYAL - Can't get a job anywhere else
  • PLANS FOR PROMOTION/ADVANCEMENT - Buys drinks for all the boys
  • 0F GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANISATION - Gets to work on time
  • RELAXED ATTITUDE - Sleeps at desk
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Robert Tallent

Bob is a Management Consultant, Mentor and Trainer. He is also an Entrepreneur from 1983 to the present day. Between 1983 and 1995 he ran four businesses with a turnover in excess of £1m. As well as having an Honours Degree in Business Studies, he is also an Industrial Engineer and managed a large department in a multinational with large budgets and responsibilities.

He studied to become a Management Consultant, Mentor and Trainer and setup The Synergy Group in 1995.

He has a huge range of business and management experience in practically every industry.

Call him privately on +353(0)87 232 6927

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